June 2012
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May 2012
hyperbolequeen:
you know what the stupidest award is
perfect attendance
why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it
where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
narsorgasm:
i know the general consensus is that white people have it easy but have you seen us dance?
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anrdew:
does my complete lack of motivation and will to live turn you on
She’s mad, but she’s magic.
– Charles Bukowski (via stellacooper)
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stillnot-ginger:
valentine—wiggin:
how much does a hipster weigh? an instagram
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badcgijosh:
Fight Tub. The highly anticipated sequel to Chuck Palahniuk’s groundbreaking bestseller. The first rule is no splashing
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bornahero:
The only thing I’m excited about in the new Spiderman movie is Andrew Garfield’s butt
Andrew
1. First impression: He’s so quiet! He should talk to us more! 2. Truth is: You’re a great friend…when you finally shut up about movies. 3. How old do you look: 24? 4. Have you ever made me laugh: A lot. You’re pretty funny. Remember orange/oranged/to orange? 5. Have you ever made me mad: YUP YUP YUP YUP. All the time on tinychat, you ass. 6. Best feature: Hmmm, your hair,...
fallenxstar asked: I did do a variation of "hi!", Andrew didn't even try.
browncoatbynight asked: Go fuck yourself.
neart13 asked: Hi!
browncoatbynight asked: FINE. FUCKING HI!!
notwest asked: hi :)
beatricebaudelaires asked: DO ME???
what really pisses me off is
jevieenrose:
this whole season I’m just like everything is happening for a reason, we might not understand it now but we will, u can’t see it in the moment but the writers have smtg planned and we just got to wait for it, and i literally effing believed it.
i trusted the writers (not about dair but the show itself) i understood each character and the undertones of each scenario and how it...
browncoatbynight asked: Ellie didn't say "hi".
browncoatbynight asked: This should be interesting. Or infuriating. Do I have to actually type "hi" or does this count?
fallenxstar asked: HAY GURL!
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hey guys do that thing where you put "hi!" in my... →
theonstark:
1. First impression: 2. Truth is: 3. How old do you look: 4. Have you ever made me laugh: 5. Have you ever made me mad: 6. Best feature: 7. Have I ever had a crush on you: 8. You’re my: 9. Name in my phone: 10. Should you post this too?
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FACT: The number of students who have to go into... →
fishingboatproceeds:
The next debt crisis.
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